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Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third

The hope and heir to the Hairy Hooligan Tribe

Hiccup is a Viking, and is on his first year of the Pirate Training Programme, which is a bit like prison but the boys are armed and the food is TRULY DISGUSTING. Vikings are the Terrors of the Seas, the Scourge of Civilisation, great Barbarian Warriors of the North.But what Hiccup is is mostly WET.It rains a lot on the Isle of Berk. Did you know, there are 101 different words for‘rain’ in the Dragonese language?Hiccup knows them ALL. Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III was a truly extraordinary Viking Hero. Warrior chieftain, awesome sword-fighter and amateur naturalist, he was known throughout Vikingdom as “the Dragon Whisperer”, on account of his power over these terrifying beasts.


Toothless

Toothless is the smallest hunting dragon anybody has ever seen. And he hasn’t got any teeth. But he can still give a nasty bite with his VERY HARD gums, as you will find out if you ever try and take back the haddock he’s just sneakily stolen from your plate when you weren’t looking.
NEVER try and take back the haddock. You might need all ten of your fingers one day, for swordfighting, or learning to play the harp or something. Sometimes Hiccup can’t help wishing Toothless was a truly gigantic Monstrous Nightmare kind of dragon… but don’t tell him.


The Chief of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe, Stoick the Vast

oh hear his name and tremble ugh ugh

This is Hiccup’s father,
As you can see, he is tough but not all that bright.

 

 

 
 


Valhallarama

Hiccup’s mother is a great Hero who is often away questing.

 

 

 

 

 

 


Fishlegs

Fishlegs is Hiccup’s best friend His dragon, Horrorcow, is a normal size, but she is vegetarian and not very scary unless you happen to be a carrot. Things Fishlegs often says in a life-threatening situation: ‘For Thor’s sake, I can’t believe we are out here surrounded by deadly fire-breathing carnivores YET AGAIN, call me fussy but I quite fancied staying alive until I was at least twelve…’

 


Camicazi

Camicazi is the daughter of Big-Boobied Bertha,the Chief of the Bog-Burglars.
Hiccup never tells her this, because Camicazi is way too pleased with herself already, but she IS a very good swordfighter. She is also handy at Burglary, and here she is in her Burglary Suit. Some of that equipment looks illegal. Things Camicazi often says when swordfighting a large and scary Cannibal: ‘Ooooh you’re just TERRIBLE at this, really TERRIBLE I hope you’re better at eating people than you are at swordfighting, because if you’re not you must be STARVING… LOOK!’ (cuts a large letter C in the shirtfront of the Cannibal with the tip of her sword) ‘C is for Camicazi, and Clumsy, Cowardly, Cockroach of a Cannibal, I could have killed you fivetimes already, it’s PATHETIC.’


Snotlout

You can recognise Snotlout from a mile off by his enormous hairy nostrils, they are GIGANTIC, you could park a Gronckle up there. Snotlout is good at everything and a natural leader. The son of Baggybum the Beerbelly, Stoick the Vast’s younger brother, he is intending to get rid of Hiccup sometime in the future so that he, can become Chief of the Hairy Hooligan Tribe.


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